A little Weihnachtsgedicht
When the Snowfall wunderbar and the Kinder happy are.
When the Glatteis on the Street and we all a Glühwein need.
Then you know,es ist soweit.
She is here,the Weihnachtszeit.
Every Parkhaus is besetzt,weil die People fahren jetzt,
all to Kaufhof,Mediamarkt,
kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt.
Shopping hirnverbrannte Things and the Christmasglocke rings.
Mother in the Kitchen bakes,Schoko-Nuss and Mandelkeks.
Daddy in the Nebenraum,schmückts a riesen Weihnachtsbaum.
He it hanging on the Balls,when he from the Leiter falls.
Finally the Kinderlein,to the Zimmer kommen rein.
And it sings the Family,schauerlich:"Oh Christmastree",and a jeder
in the House,is packing the Geschenke aus.
Mama finds under the Tanne,a super neue Teflon Pfanne.
Papa gets Schlips and Socken,every does frohlocken.
President speaks in the TV.
All around his Harmonie,bis Mother in the Kitchen runs!
Im Ofen bruns the Weihnachtsgans.
And they bring a long long Schlauch and a long long Leiter auch.
And they Schrei:"Wasser Marsch!"
Chrismas Now is in the Arsch!